Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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