He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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