what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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