You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
