Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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