There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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