I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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