How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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