I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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