Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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