lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We’re leaving where are you
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