Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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