Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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