Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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