I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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