I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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