But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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