is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You were trust falling into bushes
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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