you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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