i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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