Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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