i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
