You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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