that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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