Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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