I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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