If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she peed on how many people?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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