BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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