i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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