The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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