soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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