This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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