You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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