The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Be still, my beating vagina.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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