he thought i was a dude.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Randomize