Porn is love you can see.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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