I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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