You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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