I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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