I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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