If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I will pee on everything he values.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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