They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
