i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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