He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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