is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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