apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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