Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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