Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
we're so committed to being not committed
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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