Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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