what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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