yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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