he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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