Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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