I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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