i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
it's great music for shaving your balls
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
