Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize