So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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