I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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